Kickass Halloween Costumes for the Less-Than-Svelte
by Steve Stevenson The Halloween season is upon us, and with it returns the age-old question of whether it is appropriate for anybody over the age of twelve to dress-up in costume for a Halloween...
View ArticleWhy Obesity Is Going To Kill Us All
by Luis Prada A couple years ago, I bought my mom a laptop. To this day, if I were to peek over her shoulder when she’s using it, or if I wake it up and look at the web page she left open in the...
View ArticleELITE DAILY: Epic Air Battle in Australia
Considering not much occurs, this story has everything you’d find in major motion picture: an average joe with acerbic wit, a comical fat guy, a ditzy flight attendant, an unblinking face-off,...
View Article6 Ways it Pays to Act Like a Stereotypical Man
There are certain activities and traits associated with the stereotypical man. Some of them are stupid and harmful, but some aren’t so bad. Here’s six ways that acting like a stereotypical man can...
View ArticleSuperfast Sumo Wrestlers Are Going To Kill Us All
I get it. Running fat guys have been a comedy staple since the dawn of meat, and its existence has provided us with multiple Paul Blart films, playground anxiety, and 84% of YouTube. If there was a Mt....
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